car seat test results

when is your night to be the decoy?

staking out a notoriously bad street for drunk drivers, a policeman watched from his car as a guy lurched through the bar door, tripped on the pavement and stumbled into a car falling asleep on the front seat. one by one, the drivers of the other cars drove off. finally, the sleeper woke up, started his car and began to leave. the cop pulled him over and administered a breathalyzer test. when the results showed a 0.0 blood alcohol level, the puzzled policeman asked him how that was possible.
‘easy,’ came the reply. ‘tonight was my turn to be the decoy.’

When a designated driver won’t do, alway choose a designated decoy. It’s standard bar room knowledge.

Driver Suspected in Five-Car Pileup on U.S. 98 Still in Hospital
By JEREMY MAREADY THE LEDGER A driver who investigators suspect caused a five-car accident remained at Lakeland Regional Medical Center on Thursday with a broken neck, according to Lakeland police.