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Was this guy just being nice?
A girl was walking on a very hot day..a guy stops and says to her, “where is (insert town name)..? hey do you need a ride? i can drive you there? Don’t worry..you can see the baby seat in the back..I have a kid.”
Girl gets in car, says to guy, “this goes against everything that i’ve been taught.” he says, don’t worry
Then they’re driving..girl becomes mildly uncomfortable..he says to her, “you’ll probably won’t do this again will you…”
He starts asking her age, what she’s doing, etc.
Guy isn’t that suspicious but comments on how pretty she is and if she has a bf. He talks about his career as an accountant.
he says, it’s not everyday that i get to drive a pretty girl somewhere.
He drops her off at destination.
Girl is 21..guy is 30ish.
he asked her how old she was..and when he finds out..he says, “oh you’re young..you look older.”
I am so glad you asked that question, We at “Rapist are people too” or “RAP” (www.Ilovetogetraped.com) Would just like to give you some hints and tips on how to make your rape as pleasurable and unreported as possible.
Tip 1. If he looks like a rapist, talks like a rapist and drives a Van.
If he walks like a rapist, looks like a rapist and drive up to you and asks you to get into his car what is is???? yep that’s right a rapist. so before you get into your car please make sure you have disposed of your cell phone and any jewelry that would make your corpse readily identifiable to the police.
Tip 2. The Ride to your destination
Once you have gotten into the car and taken the mysterious short cut down a dark road that seems to lead to the middle of nowhere. don’t start to shout “help” and spray him with mace. This nice man is trying to drive you home, and the mace will only make him more sexually aroused.
Tip 3. Why have we stopped
Has he run out of petrol? is he lost? nope, he none of these things. He is however ready to turn you on to the fabulously romantic world of rape. Nothing says ” I really like you” better than a slap in the face and being told your nothing but a dirty tease and now your gonna get whats coming to you. Once he has finished please try your best to dispose of all DNA evidence.
Tip 4 So he let you live
So your lying in the forrest bleeding and sore. But at least your alive. Why dint you go onto our website and tell is what your rapist did wrong. like can you remember his face, what type of car he drove ETC ect.
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