convertible car seat tests

Am I the only one on the planet who would buy this SMART logic?

First off, I’m sixteen. I think SMART cars are adorable, and I want my first car to be a yellow convertible one with black trim.
How I am planning to persuade my parents:
1. They are cheap.
2. They’re super-safe [look up the crash test pictures]
3. Two seats, so that cuts down on distractions for a teen.
4. They’re tiny; easy to drive, easy to see out the front [I'm short], easy to park.
Think it will work? If not, why not? Any tips?
kthx to the assholes who gave me the first two answers, if you want to bash, take it away from me
they have already said they would buy it if i agree to pay for gas

You might as well buy a motorcycle and get better gas mileage and wayyyy more acceleration and maneuverability.

At least in a sportsbike anyways, and unlike the Smart you can park it on the sidewalk instead of walking all the way through the parking lot.

VW to buy Italdesign Giugiaro, sources say:
Volkswagen AG will buy a controlling stake in Italy’s largest design and engineering firm, Italdesign Giugiaro S.p.A., two industry sources confirmed to Automotive News Europe.